To Anger a Conservative, tell him a Lie.
To Anger a Liberal, tell him the Truth.
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns banned.
If a Conservative is a Vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Liberal is a Vegetarian, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches the channel.
If a Liberal doesn't like a talk show host, they demand it be shut down or silenced.
If a Conservative is non-believer, he doesn't go to Church.
If a Liberal is a non-believer, he wants any mention of God or Religion silenced.
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